One of my biggest "cool crushes" of all time let me down with what appears to be fancy sweatpants, a leopard Jazzercise unitard and a little superhero cape. You gotta look at the sign behind her and wonder, "Is this what Kristen thinks of us?!"

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In this week’s sassy assault on the fashion world, we offer up a slide show with some bad ballerina, a muu muu and even our beloved Kristen Wiig.

Thus proving, no one is safe from committing a fashion felony.