Questionable Taste

I’m trying to think of what kind of emergency requires someone to leave a spa before they could finish taking their mud mask off and then head straight to a red carpet event.

I can’t think of one.

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Question: What do a referee, The Joker and Fraggle Rock all have in common?

Answer: See the slide show.

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Questionable Taste

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