MTV VMA&rsquo;s

Perhaps Jersey Shore’s Deena is the new spokeswoman for Skittles? And bronzer? And hair extensions? And Wet & Wild make up?

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If there ever comes a time when MTV’s Video Music Awards fail to have jaw-droppingly bad outfits, fame-seekers and a bunch of musicians only 15 year old’s have heard of; we know the apocalypse is here. Until that day comes, just enjoy a classic snarky slideshow!

Nice picks - Miss Minaj looks like Rainbow Brite.
Posted by kipkat almost 2 years Ago
I have to say Mr. Wentz has come a long way from his younger days. As for the others I feel their outfits are a clear reflection of how talentless they are around the board.
Posted by B-Rand-on almost 2 years Ago
Eden, you crack me up!!!! Amazing captions, I was laughing at my desk!
Posted by Krissy almost 2 years Ago

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MTV VMA’s

The VMA’s provide oodles of entertaining eye candy as per usual.