Nicki Minaj heard that MTV was on the "boob tube" and got inspired.

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As someone who spent hour after hour glued to a television watching a newfangled network called MTV, I will always have a soft spot for the franchise. However, since I haven’t seen an actual music video played on Music Television in years, I have no problems making sarcastic comments about their recent movie awards and all who stepped on the carpet.

To the snark-mobile!