To get through Hump Day, I present to you the best interview ever. If you had ever briefly thought your hands could grace the pages of a Palmolive ad or wriggle with a cocktail ring under the shiny lights of the Home Shopping Network you should see this. Ellen Sirot is a top hand model that talks with Katie Couric about the dedication required to maintain her money-makers. This includes oddly entering doorways in a permanent “Walk like an Egyptian” pose, hands that haven’t seen daylight since the 90’s and evidently having some kind of butler since she can’t open windows, cans or clean in any way. Hmmmmmm, I want a butler and I love the Bangles so maybe this is something I should look into.