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Hey leg!! Get back in that dress where you belong, you weren’t invited to the Oscars she was.

P.S You look ridiculous

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Sandy no!!! It looks like a beaded octopus is sending its tentacles to grab your mid-section. Does that sound like a good idea? No, no it doesn’t.

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Do you think Kristen Wiig is secretly buying stock in nude fabrics? That’s the only reason I can think of why she keeps wearing this color.

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Oscar-ette?

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I love this Gucci dress. And as for the haircut…uh…. I love the dress.

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Carolina Herrera decided to exclusively dress one actress this year for the Oscars. It seems like if you only had to make one dress you could put a little effort into spicing it up a bit…

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The fashion version of the Coppertone Girl!

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It’s official. After you’ve been nominated for more than 15 Oscars you can say "to hell with it" and just come in your gold lamé bathrobe. More power to you Meryl.

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For the record: Dressing like a closed umbrella is inadvisable.

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UH OH!!!!! Emma Stone looked A-MAZ-ING in her Giambasti Valli gown, but was it because she went dumpster diving at Nicole Kidman’s house?

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Do you think once your lucky enough to marry Colin Firth (aka Mr. Darcy) you just give up on finding a dress that properly fits in the bodice? I probably would too.

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Captain Von Trapp looks as good today as he did in 1965’s The Sound of Music. If you don’t feel the same way I will blow my shrill whistle 4 blasts in your direction.

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Natalie’s sporting a vintage 50’s Dior and looks like a regal Queen of Hearts.

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Bazam!! Judy Greer says so long being cast as the "girl next door" and hello leading lady awesomeness.

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Some random observations:
Hair styles probably shouldn’t conjure up the picture of Olive Oil’s ponytail.
Dresses that make a rockin’ bod look saggy are a bad choice.

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I think her hair is trying to jump ship.

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Nancy O’Dell just signed an endorsement deal to represent school buses…. and crafting supplies.

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Hmmmmmm the phrase too much of a good thing comes to mind.

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I almost like this dress. If only she hadn’t let Kristen Wiig pick the color.

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Proof Gary Oldman is rad: He and his hot wife show up looking like super movie stars and he’s one of the greatest actors of all time.

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A. I would like to remind everyone this woman just had a baby like 6 months ago and looks adorable.
B. That color looks so good on stage so ignore the carpet clashing!

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I’m so glad you guys are showing off the word I was thinking about you.

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Some people were hating on Glenn’s kind of bitchy 80’s power outfit, but I sort of love something about it. Like she showed up at the Oscars to fire everyone there and then present every award herself. As always this could be my intense fear of Fatal Attraction talking.

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Best Dressed Man Alert! Hey Bret McKenzie, if you dress like that you can take me on your Flight of the Conchords whenever you want.

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I said 4 times that this guy looked like Nick Nolte’s older brother before a friend gently pointed out that this was Nick Nolte.

Oops.

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Pretty, pretty. Hugging all the right curves while shining like a star! (Plus the best acceptance speech of the night)

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Meow Catwoman!!

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Do you think she’s regretting that tattoo? It’s hard to class it up….

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File this under problem for millionaires: When you can’t get your bow tie to hang straight.

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Little House on the Prairie meets red carpet.

Probably not a winning idea.

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As a woman who also struggles with the big head, small neck problem I feel comfortable saying this hair is not a flattering idea. And it distracts from the exquisite beading.

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Write this down in the calendar book ladies and gents. I officially have no opinion. I don’t love it enough to praise it and I don’t hate it enough to get sassy. It is the vanilla ice cream of dresses.

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So what if it kind of looks like she has a massive bra strap hanging off her shoulder? I LOVE this look.

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Just how every woman wants to dress. Take an unflattering tube dress and put it over an unflattering sequin grandma blouse. (sarcasm overload)

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