Slide Show: Halloween Memories

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Me, aka the Bar Pilot, aka Pabst Man, the people’s superhero.

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Calamity Jane and Pabst Man, still dangerously sober.

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The Halloween party was highlighted by shakin’ tunes provided by DJ T-Sully.

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As soon as we left the party, strange citizens began to materialize. This astronaut is clearly lost in space.

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We barely escaped the luchador and the Jolly Green Giant. The big green guy tried to climb into our car!

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Our next destination: Gold Dust Meridian on SE Hawthorne.

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Our waitress was the very model of efficiency. Not bad for a gal with an ice pick in her noggin.

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This guy is still trying to figure out why his audition for the Blue Man Group was a flop.

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The poor fellow couldn’t persuade anyone to dance with him.

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A friendly stewardess points out the emergency exits to a flapper and a lumberjack.

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Zombie boy scout and his lady fair helped us across the street.

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By this time, people were giving us a pretty wide birth.

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What the—? Pabst Man doesn’t need a sidekick!

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A man of the cloth flirts with temptation outside the Space Room.

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Ah, a Space Punch and a flame-thrower hot bloody Mary. Just in time.

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Sometimes even Pabst Man needs to change things up drinkwise.

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The Space Room takes a turn for the weird.

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What the hell was in that drink? Time to go home.

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