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I’m terrified Madonna has the power to actually come after me if I say anything too snarky, but it’s clear the botom of her dress is making its way north to try and swallow her whole. And I don’t think the big cross is going to help.

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Hey Buffy!! Someone should have (vampire) slayed this dress. And FYI, we’re big on repurposing items here, but tie-dying your wedding dress is going a little far.

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I hate this dress so much I would rather be forced to get a root canal from an 8-year-old playing dentist than have to look at it again. The root canal just sounds less painful.

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I’m kind of into the modern colorblocked column dress Claire Danes is sporting. But, just an observation here, red lips and blue eye shadow is the same look I tried to pull off in the 6th grade. My mom told me it wasn’t "ladylike," I see her point.

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Something about this look is so fierce I am actually afraid to stare at it directly too long. It’s like looking straight at the sun! Translation: Not boring.

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I think I love this dress. I say think because I’m sort of distracted by the body building poses and can’t be sure.

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A perfectly fine dress for a normal occasion, I forgot it the second it left the carpet at the Globes. Probably not the impression she was going for.

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Nicole Richie has come a long way from tacky outfits as Paris Hilton’s side kick. The 60’s silver pop singer nod is working.

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Melissa! I usually think you have pretty good taste but the color of this dress is so drab. And that green against the red carpet is far too Christmasy for anyone’s liking.

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Modern Glamorous Family! Love the intricate texture.

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If I can look as good in my early 30’s as Diane Lane does in her late 40’s, I’ll call my time on this world a success.

Thanks for giving me a goal Diane.

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I once (literally) bumped into Zooey Deschanel at a wedding of a mutual friend and in person she is g-or-geous. However, the Deschanel sisters need to rethink these outfits stat. It appears Emily raided Designing Women’s leftover costume department and Zooey’s hair stylist stole a wig from one of The Supreme’s. I think we can do better girls!

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On a separate note: Someone remind me to pick up some Hefty bags on the way home. I’m out.

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Does Salma Hayek ever age? She always looks amazing. Not in love with the hair, but her shiny dress is all kinds of fun.

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Like her, hate her, don’t know who she is, you cannot argue that this is red carpet at its best. She looks flawless and I will happily arm wrestle anyone who disagrees.

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We finally found out what happened to Joey after he left Friends, he devoted his life to dressing like a grape.

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(looking through my Thesaurus for another word for "Meh," I’ll get back to you)

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In a world of uncertainty, I can always count on Mila. Thanks lady.

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Fun Fact: Natalie Portman had a hard time getting a sitter for her newborn baby so she got a dress that actually fit over a small stroller and brought the tyke along.

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Hugh Hefner sent Ricky Gervais one of his suits to wear for the evening.

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yyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn….

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Ignore the Wonder Woman pose for a minute and Reese looked killer in this dress.

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I once ruined my hair trying to get the same shade as Kate Winslet in Titanic. I don’t think I would go to such extremes to ever replicate this look.

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An amazing feature to this dress is that she can subtly dust the room as she mingles.

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For a minute I was on the fence about Emma Stone’s dress. Then I saw she had a massive eagle belt. BAM! Now it’s rad.

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Ok Miss Biel we get it. You got engaged to Justin Timberlake over the holidays, but showing at the Golden Globes in one of your potential wedding dresses is not the best way to show off. (Bridezilla)

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She’s wearing the other wedding dress Jessica Biel is considering. (I told you…Bridezilla!)

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Miss Maya’s Rudolph dress is in the "safe" (read so-so) zone, but take a look at her make up. Pretty, pretty!

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Leo,

Your lapels may be large, but you’re still a hunk.

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No Tina!! One of my most favorite smart, funny, lovely women in the world dressed in an ensemble that secretly has a tag inside that says "will make you appear two feet shorter and wider" than you are. Gotta read the fine print on these things…

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That is the exact color of my bicycle helmet. Just sayin….

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Though it does look a little like she was dressed by a stylist from The Emerald City on her way to see the Wizard of Oz, I think it’s super flattering and this dress would look good in an array of colors.

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Channeling Princess Grace is never a bad thing. (write that down)

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Whoa! The Girl with a Dragon Tattoo star that always wears edgy black looks wore an edgy black look! Stop the presses.

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Pros: Unlike anything else, lots of visual interest, demands attention.
Cons: Unlike anything else, lots of visual interest, demands attention.

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I feel very strongly that this should have sleeves, at least little ones. I think you know I’m right.

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As I live and breathe it is a full peacock dress. And because that’s almost as good as putting a bird on it, I give it a super high thumbs up followed by a wink.

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Since I am both a crazy Amy Poehler fan and also not usually onboard with her style choices, I deem this dress a massive success. Yay team!

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I don’t see a sash that says Miss California Sunshine, but I’m sure there is one.

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I love this. I’m going to start dressing like this everywhere I go. It may pose a problem for lines at the post office or grocery store, but it’s worth the risk.

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This looks very conservative politician’s wife. I’ll let you decide if that’s a good thing. (p.s. it’s not)

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Oh hey Heidi! Thanks for breezing off your tropical vacation or yacht or wherever that outfit is appropriate because it ain’t here.

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Nude done right! Beautiful. (for nude done wrong, see Heidi Klum)

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I am surprising myself and kind of getting into this dress. Just sit with it a few moments before you make a decision.

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Another (amazing) figure hugging dress with blinged out jewels and hair swept to the side. I feel a big ol’ wave of deja vu coming on right now.

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