Oh Alanis, your Jagged Little Pill album got me through my early adolescence and healthy aggression towards teen boys, but I still can’t say I love the sheer asymmetrical hemline or messy bangs. Thanks for the free therapy though!

The fitted blazer is a swanky touch, but let’s get some jeans that fit in a way that doesn’t resemble sagging tights.

I don’t want to point any fingers, but I’m pretty sure I saw that dress in the window at Forever 21.

Ahh put this little number at a cute garden party or beach bash in the summer an I am on board! At an awards show in November? Eh, not so much.

Normally I’d say Rainbow Brite is the only girl I approve of with a side pony tale. Miss Swift here knocks that theory on its butt though with her glittery gold shimmery look. Approve!

Ah yes, J. Lo in her other, other outfit. This one still involves nude netting and showing off a lot. I think I see a trend.

I can’t believe I’m going to endorse a Nicki Minaj, but I’ll say this. Of all her quirky outfits she’s sported, this one kind of appeals to me.

And…. I’m back to hating the outfits.

This is why I believe in photographing yourself in potential fancy outfits. Cute girl in a dress that seems dead set on making her appear two sizes larger than she is. Bad dress, bad!

Sort of going for an ""I’m a vampire extra from one of the Twilight movies" = I don’t hate it.

When did Justin Bieber join the space program?

Just so I don’t sound like a Debbie Downer, I think Katy Perry is super gorgeous. That being said, I hate, hate, HATE this look from head to toe. It’s like a 1940’s dare coupled with a weird Judy Jetson fantasy gone bad. My eyes hurt.

When the Tin Man sees the great Wizard he is going to ask for a heart.

If I could hop in my Back to the Future time machine and fix one thing…it would be the tragic, unflattering hemline of this dress. 3 inches up people!! Oh and a much taller shoe.

Question: How much did David’s Bridal pay Cheryl Hines to wear an item from their bridesmaid collection?

Though I’m usually not a fan of the seat-belt-over-the-midriff look or purposeful gray hair on a young person, I think little Ellie Goulding here comes off fairly adorable. Looks like you can teach an old dog new tricks!

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: I am of the belief things hanging betwixt the legs are not a good statement. It’s an ethical standpoint.

I want to like this laser cut dress on Miss Klum, but it’s just not happening. It’s like a date with the guy who everyone loves and you just aren’t that into.

Doesn’t matter what’s happening here, I can’t get over the Bride of Frankenstein ‘do on the left. It’s mesmerizing.

Love the hair and make up! And almost like the dress, but to quote Nina Garcia from a Project Runway episode this year, "I hate cowls."

John Legend is like a cold glass of ice water for the person crawling through a dry desert with the sun pounding down. Thanks for the relief John, keep up the good work.

Julie Bowen said to herself, "You know, I’m going to just wear an oversized Golden Girls type sweater and call it a day." Then I said, "That’s not a half bad idea with those legs, but fancy up the hair."

To quote Lil John: "WHAAAATTTTT!!!!!!"

Mary J. Blige officially endorses Snookie’s new line of Jersey Shore animal print ensembles. We do not.

Speaking of….

Uhhh, who is Phoebe Price and why did someone force her to wear this? Is it some form of hazing?

These two look tres chic. It does seem a little much for a 19 year old to pull off that dress, but I can’t say no.

White LA looking mini dress in November? Not making my fancy list. And I thought throughout the entire red carpet show this was Brooke Burke, for the record, it is not.