Oscars Flaunts and Flubs

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EVERYONE LOOK AT ME AND MY CHEST!!!!!!

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Beautiful couple with one half magically excreting ruffles.

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Helen Hunt wore a custom dress from....H&M. She offset it with $700,000 worth of jewelry for some SERIOUS high brow/low brow action.

(But next time, can someone please steam the dress?)

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Florida 2013.

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Love, love, love. Zero Dark Flirty.

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She may have been in Les Miserables, but she ain't looking miserables.

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A gorgeous girl that walked through a puddle of ink and put on a Jazzercise belt for inexplicable reasons.

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Yum.

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I think that skirt is slowly trying to choke her.

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Nailing it.

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Neck up = Lovely. Neck down = A little Mariposa.

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Ummm, are those Converse mom? #notokay

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My BFF says she'd take a bullet for Christoph Waltz, I think we can see why.

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So fierce, you can't even look her directly in the eye or you'll burst into flames.

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That's a good looking pair.

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Applauding the idea here, booing that hair that looks like she just stepped from a pool then went on a ride in a convertible.

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Save your wedding gown for the big day Ms. Lawrence. We want red carpet wear.

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I mean...this is how they dress. And at this point, I feel like we both just accept each other for our faults.

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Golden girl.

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Uh....while perky is a good thing, someone needs to alter those bust darts.

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Modern. Statuesque. Amazing.

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A perfect outfit for the combo of her 86th birthday and the Oscars.

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Now that's a hot mom. Way to work that side part Reese.

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This might be the only picture I've ever said someone else looked better than George Clooney. Congrats Stacy and shave that beard G.

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A touch of Mrs. Havisham

Google that kids if you aren't familiar. Also, fire your English teacher.

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Art deco delicious.

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Just plain cute.

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Meh.

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75 years old and just an eye blinding color, yet somehow, kind of amazing.

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Looking lovely.

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Rounding out the evening, take in this overwhelming picture from Elton John's viewing party.

What do you get when two Kardashians and Heidi Klum walk into a bar?

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And, even Jack Nicholson can't figure out all the outfits from tonight.

Google Miss Havisham yourself! The story was about her being left at the alter, as in not married.
Posted by Jackie Safko 4 months Ago

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