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It's Willie Nelson. And Willie Nelson can wear whatever he wants and always look cool.

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Oh no!! We've all been there, but if you're sweating under the arm, pose accordingly.

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A little Snow White, plus a little Rorschach test equals overall elegance.

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Sigh.....no.

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I'm glad I can't see what coat that fella is wearing, because otherwise this is a pretty cute picture.

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That's how you do fringe.

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An example of a pretty woman in a dress that's the wrong cut for her.

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Lisa Marie, you're a Presley!!! That dude next to you needs to ditch the Mad Hatter look and up his game for you.

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Love.

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I've never been pleased with this band's looks, so I'm pleasantly surprised here. Three snaps in a Z formation.

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Extra points for stylish maternity.

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I'm always a fan of a gold dress, but raise your hand if that eye shadow needs to be toned down.

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Pretty color Reba! Now could we just consider the idea of switching up those layers?

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Ditch the earrings and I give full approval.

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I wonder if that vine wrapping around her needs to be watered?

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Hair and make up is spot on. However nude dresses with red embellishments always look like puncture wounds to me.

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Neck down I'm sold. Neck up and I fear there may have been an electrocution incident.

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