Sam Holder

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Thumbnail for - No Joy in Mudville
May 14, 2009
The new Beavers stadium is homeless: How about Lents Park? Nah—we need it closer to the city center. OK, knock down Memorial Coliseum? Nope. How about behind the Coliseum? Won’t fit. OK…um…how...
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May 12, 2009
One of my favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes: "Whenever I walk, people try to hand me flyers. And when someone tries to hand me a flyer, it’s kinda like they’re saying ‘Here, you throw this...
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May 8, 2009
The Recall Sam Adams movement is ramping up. Just look at this hard–hitting ad released a few days ago by the folks over at www.recallsamadams.com: Yeah, my mind was blown too. Still, July 1st...
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May 1, 2009
In Roy We Still Trust. But maybe not in Outlaw. The Blazers loss last night at Houston’s Toyota Center was both a relief for Houston fans (who’ve been waiting 12 years to break the first-round...
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Apr 13, 2009
Spring has sprung. Birds are singing, flower petals are drifting through the warm air, children are adding new grass stains to their hand–me–downs, and squirrels are…exploding. The Finch Arboretum...
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Apr 7, 2009
Instead of reaching for your greenbacks (or plasticback) for your morning coffee, perhaps it’s time to start reaching for PortBucks. Or Orecash. Or Stumpdollaz. Last week, USA Today reported that...
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Mar 30, 2009
In a frenetic, booze–fueled journey on the internets this past weekend, I decided, not to my surprise, to continue avoiding NYC like venereal disease. At least while the economy remains huddled on...
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Mar 25, 2009
Think you’ve got thespian skillz? Prove it. Extras only, a local casting agency, will be holding auditions this Sunday from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the Lloyd Center Doubletree Hotel. The film,...
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Mar 23, 2009
This story stinks like burnt Sanka. A couple weeks ago, we reported on the devastating blow delivered to Portland at the US Barista Championship. The judges, in their supreme wisdom, passed on our...
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Mar 20, 2009
Since we’ve got you covered on the volunteer front, how ’bout a freaking job? You’re in luck. The Portland Tribune reported today that the Oregon Zoo is hiring! For like, 150 jobs! OK, OK. Calm...
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