John Chandler

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Mar 20, 2009
Normally, our weekend cultural roundup is the purview of man-about-town Bart Blasengame, but he’s currently “out on assignment” as we say in the journalism biz. We’re not exactly sure where he is...
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Mar 17, 2009
Right off the bat, I gotta say the tawdry logo for this place had me thinking it was an escort service. An open, heavily lipsticked mouth forms the letter “C” which is followed by “andy” in a...
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Mar 11, 2009
I’m not going to name names. You villains know who you are. I’m directing this particular hissy fit at drinking establishments that charge me for a pint of beer (and if it’s more than $4.50, a...
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Mar 9, 2009
Man, there was no sign of a faltering economy at the Alibi on Saturday night. Between the karaoke crew, at least three birthday parties (happy birthday Jane!), and the usual assortment of...
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Mar 5, 2009
For you, my dear drinking buddies, a mystery. I recently spent an hour in one of the most wretched excuses for a bar I’ve encountered this side of Tierra del Fuego. It was situated not in some...
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Mar 4, 2009
“He enjoys life—as do all who are spared the curse of intelligence.” —H.P. Lovecraft I may as well add my two cents worth on the subject of Portland being dubbed the unhappiest city in America by...
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Feb 13, 2009
Sigh. If it’s Friday the 13th, it must be Jason. Yep, today is release day for the twelfth installment in the Friday the 13th slasher series, a franchise with more cinematic lives than Abbott...
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Feb 10, 2009
This just in: WinCo Foods on SE 82nd Avenue is selling boxes of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes and Frosted Flakes bearing the likeness of pothead Olympic hero Michael Phelps for a paltry 98¢ apiece! It’s...
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Feb 6, 2009
A yearling steer made a mad dash for freedom last week—but to no avail. After escaping from a trailer of cattle and halting traffic on I-84 near Troutdale, the unidentified hoofer was corralled by...
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