Royal Hat Retrospective
The Royal Wedding wasn’t just about the D&D of Cambridge. It was about hats, hats and more hats.
If I was Camilla Parker-Bowles, I would definitely stash a granola bar or two up in that brim. Weddings can go on a looong time.
View Slideshow »Is the hat holding down her hair or is the hair holding up her hat? Some things we’ll never know.
View Slideshow »That thing on Princess Beatrice’s head looks like a screaming emoticon with tears streaming down its face. Which, coincidentally, was the same face I was making while looking at it. :-0
View Slideshow »When the Cabbage Patch doll emerges from the hat on the left it can climb into the banana boat hat on the right and sail away to safety.
View Slideshow »I’m glad to see someone has found a purpose for recycling old woks. Environment first.
View Slideshow »If Judy Jetson grew up to be a hat designer, this would be her catalog.
View Slideshow »This hat may be proof that aliens do exist, their spaceships are very tiny and the government is covering up their existence by making their UFO’s into hats.
View Slideshow »If the neck ruff gets any higher or that hat gets any lower she’s going to need some X-ray glasses.
View Slideshow »It’s a fountain!
View Slideshow »I think she took a wrong turn en route to the Kentucky Derby. Hang a left at New York. LEFT!
View Slideshow »Mother of the Bride wins on her width. Father of the Bride on his heigth. Yay for hat wars!
View Slideshow »Hmmm, I actually kind of approve of the well matched outfits. No playful banter here!
View Slideshow »Is it just me or if you stare very hard at the left hat and squint, do you kind of see an evil parrot?
View Slideshow »I can never figure out to do with my walnut shells after I am done. Thanks for the idea!
View Slideshow »When I look at this hat, I want a donut.
View Slideshow »Craft tips: If you’ve forgotten a hat on the day of the big wedding, cut some tulle off the bottom of your slip and bobby pin it into a fashionable shape. Ta-Da!
View Slideshow »Lady Helen Taylor gets my best dressed.
View Slideshow »The sea turtle she stole that shell from is very sad.
View Slideshow »I think she may be wearing a Venus Fly Trap and he’s saying “Feed me Seymore!”
View Slideshow »How is that staying on? Did Posh hot glue it to her forehead?!
View Slideshow »So the Queen and the Mad Hatter were both invited to a clothing swap…….
The British do several things better than I can. These include (but are not limited to): making tea, playing soccer, waving, saying “holiday,” and wearing big ol’ crazy hats. Since I stayed up through the night to watch the actual Royal Wedding live (uh, it’s job related?), I had thought my sleep deprivation was instigating my hat giggling. Nope, turns out they really are that entertaining after a solid night of slumber too. Let’s head to the slide show for a full breakdown.


