MTV Movie Awards
You’re never too old to judge the MTV Movie Awards.
Nicki Minaj heard that MTV was on the “boob tube” and got inspired.
View Slideshow »Pretty good there Rosie. She followed the cardinal animal print rule, if you go wild print, keep the accessories minimal.
View Slideshow »Emma Stone is back as a red head and with a little wild side to boot! I likey.
View Slideshow »Kristen Stewart kind of always wears a mini glittery dress. It doesn’t look bad, but I’m more over it than I am headbands. (And I am so over headbands)
View Slideshow »Oh how I have come to rely on 15 year old Hailee Steinfeld. So chic, so adorable, double air kiss for you.
View Slideshow »Whoa. Where do we begin? The shoes don’t match the incredibly uncomfortable looking body-con dress. The legs tan doesn’t match the upper body and the purse doesn’t match anything. If a stylist did this to you Amanda Bynes, fire her immediately. If you did this to yourself, same advice applies.
View Slideshow »Nina Dobrev wearing a series of oddly placed bow ties. Ni-NO!
View Slideshow »Emma Watson looks like she actually got up and thought, “What is appropriate to wear on a red carpet?”
Thanks Hermoine, I love you.
View Slideshow »Reese Witherspoon looking cute y’all! But oh, how do I want to run up and give her a quick swipe of red lipstick.
View Slideshow »Jessica Szohr in a medical inspired performance art piece entitled, “Look at my ovaries!”
View Slideshow »Even if your adorable and rich, you still need to iron your skirt Miss Gomez.
View Slideshow »My cat clawed up my favorite dress too once time. Crying shame…
View Slideshow »Cute, cute. But the Country Music Awards were down the street.
View Slideshow »Blake Lively is a gorgeous girl, but I’m picking up a distinct wrestler vibe here. Anyone else?
View Slideshow »This a romper that is red carpet ready. To pull off this short-shorts look you’re legs have to be sky high.
View Slideshow »Fishing lure fashion.
View Slideshow »Ignore the dramatic gusts of wind and I think this superhero-esque outfit may have some potential.
View Slideshow »Little sister to Dakota, Elle Fanning looks age appropriate and adorable in her romper and wedges combo. It’s not quite red carpet territory for me though. Let’s add some glitter!
View Slideshow »Pint-sized beauty Lil’ Mama is actually rocking this Barbie look pretty well.
View Slideshow »Love the dress and copper accessories, but the Dolly Parton inspired hair takes the Grecian glamour into “It’s all Greek to me” territory.
View Slideshow »Elizabeth Reaser in Mehhhhhhhhhhhh.
As someone who spent hour after hour glued to a television watching a newfangled network called MTV, I will always have a soft spot for the franchise. However, since I haven’t seen an actual music video played on Music Television in years, I have no problems making sarcastic comments about their recent movie awards and all who stepped on the carpet.
To the snark-mobile!
Tags: Red Carpet, MTV


