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Cow Nipple Couture

We’re all for recycling, but this is too much.

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Let’s take a moment and think about what the most disgusting material could be to make a garment out of. Human hair? A smelly cheese? What about a couture combo of cow and yak nipples? Yup, nipples and yup, gross. British designer Rachel Freire used 3,000 nipples to create an ensemble. And, no she did not go around desecrating bovines, but picked up the scraps from local leather shops. In fact, the designer claims to be recycling.

But we just still say, “Ewwwwwwwwww.”

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Men’s Fashion Gets Frightening

We declare an emergency state of men’s fashion.

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This sums it up pretty well.

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This sums it up pretty well.

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What in the hell is happening with men’s fashion? Yes, there are some designers out there doing marvelous and innovative things, but there is also just a lot of “huh” going around. After a tour of the Parisian collections last week the mood for men seems particularly confused. Bernhard Willhelm threw down a gauntlet of kooky concoctions, Givenchy took “putting a bird on it” to a completely new level, and one look from Henrik Vibskov appears they stole it from a homeless gentleman.

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As if all this wasn’t enough to burn some holes into the brain, enter the trends Esquire just publicized for fall. The giant baggy pajama pants are juxtaposed against the odd pleated tapered pant. And it’s worth pointing out the pleated pant is not a friend to most men, and we’re looking at you Zoot suits.

Where are the Don Draper’s and the charming British influenced style? Men may have less freedom in the acceptability range of fashion, but can this really be the wave of the future? Baggy, mustard, triple-pleated, cousin of Hammer pants?

It appears dark days are coming.
Be prepared.

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The Camel – Not

Camel be or not to be? That is the question.

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I may be giggling like a school girl while typing this up, but I promise this is a real product. If you are out running around in a Christina Aguilera type jumpsuit and worried about putting the nether regions on display, your fears can be put to rest. Lingerie accessory brand Braza, created this very specialized product and has this to say to those unaware of the tight pants issue.

“Camel toe is the result of tight clothing revealing too much about a woman’s private region – hence revealing a shape that resembles a camel’s toe. Today’s fashions – including leggings with shorter shirts, skinny jeans and other tight pants or shorts and the fact that it is even more fashionable in some circles to go bare ‘down there’ – makes it easier for camel toe to creep up.

CamelNot eliminates camel toe by smoothing and camouflaging this problem area. It is a comfortable, light-weight pad that adheres to your undergarment and eliminates camel toe. CamelNot can be worn with or without underwear and it also helps to keep the undergarment clean.

To wear CamelNot, place into your underwear, leggings or shorts, narrow side facing down, and adjust. CamelNot will stay secure all day while flattening out any embarrassing issues."

My giggling has made me unable to say anything else on the subject, but I think I have all my stocking stuffers taken care of for Christmas this year.

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