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Countdown to Yolo

Pan-Asian lounge is coming

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On my way back to the office after another superb lunch at my favorite downtown eatery—that would be Hush Hush Cafe—I took a peek at the construction going on across the street at the former home of the Invasion Atomic Cafe. It’s going to be called Yolo Lounge; I pasted in this frothy description from the website:

YOLO Lounge will redefine upscale nightlife not just in Portland, but for the industry itself. Found at the epicenter of the City’s financial square, YOLO Lounge opens as a sophisticated destination spot. With a modern-inspired sub-rosa lounge executed by top local designers, guests will experience both “the scene and cuisine,” in a cutting edge environment that feels at once intimate and expansive. YOLO Lounge will offer a full menu of Pan-Asian fusion small plates paired with exquisite ambiance and exceptional service. Five thousand square feet encompasses a private VIP mezzanine, fully equipped event facility/venue and an impressive main lounge. A true lounge catering to professionals looking to relax in style.

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According to the dramatic countdown clock on the homepage, it appears that Yolo will be open for business in 13 days, 10 hours, 33 minutes, and 45 seconds. I suggest we synchronize our watches at this point. Timing is everything.

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Tags: New Construction, Downtown Bars, New Bar

Drinking Locally

Clothes Minded

Nuts! I knew I should have rented a tux!

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I guess it’s back to the Sandy Hut…

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Bummer. I meant to go check out this bar in Old Town called Dirty over the weekend. It’s apparently got a trapeze! I was curious to see if the circus theme carried over to any other aspects of the business plan. Bouncer clowns? Ringmaster DJ? Waitresses bearing drinks on the backs of trained horses? Unfortunately, the sign at the door revealed one of the most draconian dress codes I’ve ever seen!

Let’s see, where to begin: I was wearing shorts. I had on tennis shoes. Worst of all, I was flying a solid-color T-shirt! Clearly this upstanding organization does not care for “my sort.” But you know, I’m used to it. As a paunchy, near-sighted Caucasian male, I’ve been battling this kind of discrimination my whole life. Too bad. I really wanted to try a slice of Dirty Pie. Yep, it’s obviously too classy a joint for the likes of me.

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No word on whether the pizza uses locally sourced meat and veggies.

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