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Soothing sounds abound at Kelly’s Olympian

Posted by: John Chandler on Nov 10, 2010 at 03:00PM Speech Bubble 3 Comments

Cemetery is misspelled. No wonder Johnny can’t read.

Need something to do? Tonight at Kelly’s Olympian you can enjoy a quartet of mellifluous musical ensembles playing tranquil tunes and nurturing melodies. It’ll get started right after the crystal healing workshop.

I’m hoping there will be specials on white wine spritzers!

Thanks to Ryan and Anne for the heads-up!

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By Well... on Nov 10, 2010 at 4:21PM: Given the premise, shouldn’t they provide hookahs for people to smoke? I’m thinking caterpillar zen a la Alice in Wonderland. #justathought
By lucy on Nov 10, 2010 at 4:50PM: If they just changed the marquee slightly it would be a haiku:
Excruciator
Nuclear Waste Acrid Stench
Cemetery Lust
By Eric on Nov 10, 2010 at 5:24PM: Bonus points for creative typography. Although naming your band Excruciator is just asking for smart-ass remarks.

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In his twenty-plus years as a roving journalist and his forty-plus years as a native Oregonian, Portland Monthly web editor John Chandler has developed an appreciation for a properly stirred cocktail, all manner of beer, smoky single malt scotch, and the odd moment of clarity. “There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamed of in your philosophy,” is his pet quote, and he’ll break it out whether the occasion calls for it or not. Rock ‘n’ roll snob, film geek, and cultural kibitzer, Chandler can usually be found perched on a local bar stool muttering to himself about “the good old days” when he was always on the @#$%&!* guest list. Approach with caution.

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Bar Pilot navigates from dingy dive bars to ritzy schmooze-and-booze affairs to brain-melting rock shows, and points of interest in between. Chandler will do his utmost to jot down keen observations, hopefully inspire a few barroom arguments, and guide his readers through another night on the rocks.

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