Pedaling Potables
When will we be seeing this around town?
Posted by: John Chandler on Apr 26, 2011 at 03:00PM
2 Comments
I heard there was one of these contraptions in Bend, and I was steamed that Portland was so behind the times. It appears that progress has caught up with us at last.
From the Facebook site.
The Portland Pedalounge is a 14 Human-Being-Pedal-Powered vehicle. It goes over here, and then down that way, and then stops for a little while, all at the whims of the driver and the human engine. It is a magnificent machine and provides extreme fun. You will be able to see it and book tours in May of this year. Get ready.
Drink beer and get a cardio workout? Let’s do it! At this point it looks as though Pedalounge will only ferry people to and from the pubs. We might have to wait a while before actual swilling and cycling takes place. More details as they materialize.
Tags: New Bar Beer Invention
I can tell you exactly why that thing wasn’t in Portland first:
1) It doesn’t have enough rainbows and unicorns on it.
2) Those are plain old triangle flags, not “Save Tibet” flags.
3) Nobody’s trying to ride it naked.
The aforementioned items will be amended as part of your “details as they materialize.” Just wait.
Sure, what bad thing could possibly happen with a bunch of liquored up nitwits sweerving all over the street?