Siesta Fiesta
Now I lay me down to sleep
Now here’s a local business that I intend to patronize like crazy. Unless someone can tell me what really goes on at Portland Nap in the next few hours, I’ll be heading over there after lunch with my blanket, a good book, my Ghostbusters jammies (with the built-in feet—they rule!) and Mr Sleepy Bear. And I’m turning my ringer off.
To recap, I will not be available between 2 and 3 this afternoon. Sweet dreams, drinking buddies!



…and I hope my Google search is an error, because your idea for that business is far better than what I found. In fact, it may just be some hot piece of gold that somebody ought to jump on and make a mint. However, this is what I found: “Portland Nap Inc. Network Area Provider Software or hardware engineering, Computer programmers, Management information systems MIS, System administrators, Information retrieval systems, Data services, Internet services, Software maintenance and support, Computer services”
I’m going over there anyway. As far as I’m concerned it’s a blatant case of false advertising.
Then it could be like a love-in from the 60s, except sleeping instead of loving…Awesome idea!!
“System administrators, Information retrieval systems, Data services, Internet services, Software maintenance and support, Computer services…” I dunno, it sounds pretty sleep-inducing to me.
What cause could we take on, to stage a nap in?
Portlanders Against Systemic Sleep Essentials Deprivation On Uninteresting Tuesdays, a.k.a. PASSED OUT
@X: You’re a friggin’ genius. Take $10 out of petty cash.
Who you gonna call?