Are You Nuts?
Booze is better when it’s covered in fur
Posted by: John Chandler on Mar 26, 2009 at 02:08PM
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It’s always a wonderful day in the neighborhood when I get schwag in the mail from brewers or distillers hoping to curry favor with Portland Monthly. T-shirts, a plastic pineapple cocktail shaker, little colorful monkeys for decorating a dull glass—any of these things can inspire my legendary happy dance, which I’m told is remarkably graceful for a man of my bulk. And to all the corporate gift givers out there? I appreciate the gesture, but my integrity can’t be bought for gewgaws and gimcracks.
Until now.
If there’s anyone reading this blog who’s affiliated with www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com, please send me a squirrel decanter without delay. I’ll work the damn thing in someplace, I swear!
See, I just did. Thanks for the tip Garrett!
Have anything on your wish list involving the conversion of furry critters into daringly functional housewares? I want to know.
Tags: Cocktails
Wow! Get me one while you’re at it. You think those taxidermists could do something with my Great Dane? She’s 16.
It seems like someone could make money for this making ducks and beavers for
U of O and OSU