Robots and Frozen Treats
A few ideas for keeping your cool
Posted by: John Chandler on Aug 12, 2010 at 01:00PM
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According to the weather forecast (which has never been wrong, ever!) the next few days are going to exceed the 90-degree mark. And because I care, so much, I surfed the web for some possible alcohol-induced methods for remaining cool, calm, and contentedly buzzed. As we all know, the secret to remaining sweat free is to conserve your energy and stay hydrated.
1. The Hopsicle Hey! You kids! Stay out of my freezer!
Pro: Refreshing, icy beer goodness.
Con: You’ll probably cut off a finger.
2. The Bottle Opener A bottle opener? On a shirt? The future is here!
Pro: A frosty beer need never again remain cruelly trapped in its oppressive bottle, a tantalizing distance from your parched mouth.
Con: Dorky looking and the opener will likely come off in the wash.
3. Beerbot Beer Pouring Robot Yes! Yes! Yes!
Pro: It keeps your beer cool and opens it for you! If they could make one that looked like Christina Hendricks, I’d declare my undying love for this divine technology. (Heh, heh, just kidding baby.)
Con: It doesn’t have wheels to follow you around—yet. Also, it only holds 6 12-ounce cans. What about the 40s? What about the 22s?
If they could make one the size of Christina Hendricks (with wheels!) it could probably hold a dang pony keg! By the way, if you’re still trying to decide what to get me for Christmas …
And if you, my dear drinking buddies, have some brilliant booze-inspired ideas, please share right here and now.
Tags: Beer Good Ideas
i never knew the sultry appeal of christina hendricks until i read this … thanks BP. holla
I think the bot should come with a selection of alter-egos. Sort of like Barbie’s with different outfits, except these ones are much cooler and pour your beer. Thus, today it’s Willie Nelson, and tomorrow it’s one of the kids from Kids in the Hall. It could work. But, what’s with this stopping at a mere pony keg? Hell, I’d settle for Jaba The Hut if it carried a full sized keg. Just saying.
Reef makes a flipflop with a bottle opener embedded in the bottom! Check ’em out! http://www.reef.com/guys/productdetail/guys/footwear/performance/2415
How does C. Hendricks bot dispense the beer?