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In the mood for zuke maguro? Departure is your destination.

I really dig a bar with a concept; a place where you can see actual ideas at work. Sure, you could throw a blanket over an ironing board and call it a bar. You can even stand behind it and dispense Hamms tallboys and questionable advice from the comfort of your own basement, but it’s nothing like wandering into a joint where the average Joe and Jane are transported to some wonderful, otherworldly, elsewhere. Trust me, a whiff of atmosphere helps take some of the sting out of a spendy cocktail.

Speaking of transporting, the hallway leading to the new Departure Restaurant + Lounge on the top floor of the Nines Hotel is eerily similar to The Star Trek Experience, an infuriating attraction I got suckered into in Vegas (which cost the princely sum of $35 for admission, thankyouverymuch). The narrow passage is flanked by funky light panels, reminding us that Star Trek’s vision of the future had an adorable go-go quality to it. (Check out the miniskirts on all those foxy ensigns!)

The dark hallway soon gives way to the Jetsons’ living room, an ultra-brite lounge that strives (successfully, I might add) for an equally alluring retro-futuristic vibe. Designed by hotshot architect Jeff Kovel, Departure resembles an airport bar from the 1960s, right down to the waitresses decked out in mod flight-attendant gear. And though you’re not as high in the sky as the happy hour prowlers over at Portland City Grill, I think the views are better. Prediction: When we’re finally graced with a little warm weather, the breathtaking outdoor decks at Departure will be thick with sun-seeking citizens.

The drinks and the cuisine then proceed to yank the rug out from under anyone anticipating swinging ’60s staples like Harvey Wallbangers and fondue. Once the menus drop you find yourself at Tokyo International awaiting a flight out as Godzilla’s footsteps thunder in the distance. Sake and shochu (a brewed spirit from Japan, similar to vodka) drinks abound, with some half-dozen sake options served either alone or as cocktail ingredients.

I had a Hatori Hanzo (named for the legendary sword-maker in the Kill Bill movies), with Belvedere vodka, sake, cucumber, and a Thai pepper merrily floating on top. It’s like a vaguely tropical and piney martini, that requires the most delicate and disciplined of sipping. The A.E. Doyle combines shochu with a rinse of yamazaki (Japanese whiskey) and orange bitters—a floral and fruity rendition of a manhattan.

I didn’t have time to dine properly, but the dishes being scooted around by the stew, uh, waitresses looked suitably exotic and intriguing. Dim sum, noodles, tempura, and steamed buns were among the more recognizable passersby. We split some appetizers; the avocado rolls, pork shu mai, and a fusion BLT, consisting of a large lettuce leaf supporting a bacon-wrapped cherry tomato, were masterfully prepared, but the minimalist portions had me searching my Japanese phrasebook for “super-size it.”

An excursion to the Departure isn’t a bargain. My cocktail, memorable though it was, set me back ten bucks. But it’s a sophisticated space and constantly surprising, a fantastic spot to take friends and relations from out of town—especially if their flight’s been delayed and they’re buying.

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By SpArKlE_BuRnOuT on Apr 03, 2009 at 5:02PM

Mmmm sounds like a theme park, a lot of fun once. But the novelty and the steep prices might keep it from being a regular stop. I look forward to checking it out for myself.

By Flash on Apr 03, 2009 at 10:23PM

Yes, but is there a holo-deck?

By Tinesma on Apr 05, 2009 at 11:14AM

Landed at Departure last Friday for drinks and dinner. Loved the friendly and attractive staff – I can’t remember the last genuinely pleasant conversation with two folks standing behind a corded off entry – usually those types are trying to keep you out instead of get you in! The hip décor was functional eye candy, and wow, what an open and airy view of Portland.

The drinks were novel and tasty, if a bit pricey. My favorite was the My Shy Geisha with its sparkling saké, Croft pink port, splash of tonic water, orange bitters and twirl of orange zest. A not-too-sweet girly drink, just flavorful, tall, pink and fizzy.

Noshed on the BLT, tuna pop and spicy avocado roll appetizers – all delicious if on the small size. Then tried the Kobe meatballs with foie gras and the calamari from the dinner menu. The calamari was the best I’ve ever eaten in my life, and my dinner partner agreed. The meatballs were good, too, but I’ll try something else next time. A crunchy, perfectly round meatball is just too hard to pick up with chopsticks, even if it’s bursting with flavor. And in such a stunning setting, I had a hard time projecting sophistication while holding half a meatball in my fingers.

We’ll be back next Friday after work, so I can eat an entire plate of calamari all by myself. Some things are just not meant to be shared.

By Not So Impressed on Apr 09, 2009 at 11:22PM

Having had great experiences at The Nines Hotel and The Farm the past few months we were looking forward to checking out the new departure. As we approached the velvet rope and the two rather puerile employees, we could only hope the ‘bouncer’ in the ill fitted cheap suit would sum us up as acceptable…would he take notice of our designer jeans…would our shoes qualify as ‘up to par’ for entry into the night spot? It was 7:30pm on Saturday and we were told the bar was full and we should try some other venue…c’mon, the place was filled on a Saturday at 7:30? We weren’t even offered a later reservation or to be put on a wait list for entry to the water hole.

It’s going to be a big turn off to be turned away from the velvet ropes from a over coiffed lioness after she gives you a once over. I suggest buying a buying a neon light like the one at Krisy Kreme (hot one’s available) and you can light up the sign on the front window if you have any openings.

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