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Whiskey Workshop

Glenfiddich’s Cask of Dreams

Intern Brandy Crowe sets sail for Scotland.

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Hailing from Jack Daniels country, I’ve always had an affinity for sipping bold, slightly sweet bourbons on the rocks or in Mint Juleps. In my endeavor to become a more well-rounded beverage imbiber, I’m temporarily abandoning my familiar Gentleman Jack and Woodford Reserve in search of a new world of whiskies. It’s an enjoyable journey, but one that comes with an overwhelming pour of information. All those styles by region and distillation practices, such as American, Canadian, or Irish made with rye, corn, or barley, can be brutal to keep straight, not to mention small batch, single barrel, sour mash and charcoal filtered. Time to get educated.

And then there’s scotch, which I was unfamiliar with other than a few chance drinks and Mad Men-esque thoughts of bottles being opened to celebrate business ventures. I was therefore delighted to recently snag an invitation to the Oregon Culinary Institute, where Mitch Bechard, scotch whiskey expert and ambassador for beverage giant William Grant & Sons, held court with students and whiskey aficionados alike on the history and merits of the prestigious Glenfiddich Scotch Distillery and to introduce us to the differences between scotch, whiskey, and bourbon.

In his heavy Scottish accent, Bechard led us through a virtual tour of the distillery while we sampled Glenfiddich’s range of 12, 15, and 18 year old famous single malt scotches. On screen, the property resembles the Pacific Northwest, nestled within a misty expanse of evergreen trees. Apparently, the large vats used for marrying the aged scotch are made of Oregon Pine. (Yay us!) Glenfiddich, meaning “Valley of the Deer” in Gaelic, is one of the oldest and most successful distilleries from the Speyside region of Scotland. Built by William Grant and his nine children in 1887, it’s still family owned and operated.

Glenfiddich is renowned for producing a light, slightly fruity scotch with a big taste. The 12 year old is svelte and floral, with big pear notes, followed by subtle oak, leather, and pepper on the end. The 15 year is denser, with more honey and warm brown sugar, and a sassy sweetness of sherry from the sherry casks that were predominantly used in its aging. The 18 year is exquisitely smooth on the palate with a rich complexity of earthiness and smoky oak finishing with sweet cinnamon and citrus flavors. New flavors, like new friends, can really turn your head.

At the end of the lecture, which touches on the company’s dedication to sustainable practices, among other subjects, we are presented with Glenfiddich’s latest progeny, an extremely limited release modestly named the Cask of Dreams.

Most of Glenfiddich’s barrels (or “casks” in Scotland) used for aging are older oak, but in 2011 Glenfiddich procured newer American oak barrels from Louisville to experiment with flavor textures. In celebration of Glenfiddich’s 125th anniversary, they decided to have a little fun and roll the casks through several major U.S. and Canadian cities, throwing parties in their wake. Curious bystanders were asked to scrawl their hopes and dreams all over the oak. In the end, the inscribed casks were returned to Scotland, where they were filled with a blended scotch aged 14-16 years, and then allowed to age an additional 3 months. Only 3,500 bottles of this “dream scotch” were produced, and priced at $99.95 each, About 300 will be available in Portland from spirits retailers upon release in mid-March.

The Cask of Dreams is a lighter golden-brown color with aromas of dried fig and vanilla. It is surprisingly smooth in the first sip and mid-palate with playful pear and apple flourishes, but in the finish the new oak becomes apparent with its shades of rich smoke and spice, and finishes with a lingering peat note coming through, a warming hint of the traditional Scottish fuel used in the fires that dry the barley.

Now that I have I’ve had a proper introduction to this noble spirit, I plan on spending some quality time with it. Bechard suggests that the best way to experience a scotch whiskey is to chill and pour it neat after dinner, adding just a splash of water to amplify the aromas and flavors. This is homework I’m actually looking forward to.

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Bar Food

Snacking at Wafu

Appetizers mix familiar and exotic flavors

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Steamed pork belly buns

What: Wafu

Where: 3113 Southeast Division Street; 503-236-0205

Why: In two words, bar snacks. Wafu, the hipster Japanese bar overseen by Trent Pierce, has many things to recommend it. If I can be permitted to borrow a Fieri-ism (a descriptive word or phrase associated with peroxide Food Network host Guy Fieri, usually referring to edible awesomeness) the variety of ramen here is like a joyride to Flavortown. The cocktails are delicate boozy blossoms that run the gamut from precious to puissant. There’s a tastefully curated beer selection, and sake on tap. The waitstaff is attentive and affable. And there’s always a samurai movie showing in the back room.

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Two varieties of tempura shrimp with a side of daikon

But I want to talk about the brilliant and reasonably priced appetizer menu. There’s no Happy Hour at Wafu, but the dozen small-plate options should inspire some serious episodes of profligacy. The steamed pork belly buns ($3 each) are luscious rectangles of smoky-sweet meat lovingly wrapped in a silky rice comforter. You may start with a single order, but I predict a teetering stack of crockery is in your future. The inari hot pockets ($7 for a trio) look complicated, prompting the dinner to wonder about the efficiency of chop sticks versus bare hands. It’s a tempura battered roll stuffed with bacon, fontina cheese, and scallions. The bacon shows up early to the party, accompanied by the smooth, nutty fontina, with the scallion bite on the backside.

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A potent pile of edamame

I’ve also developed strong feelings for the tempura shrimp, which for $7 entitles you to a couple modest mounds of deftly fried shrimp in dueling sauces (one creamy and spicy, the other slathered in wasabi mayo). Even the humble pile of boiled soy beans known as edamami ($3), is turbo-charged with garlic, soy, sichuan salt, and flecks of chili pepper. Don’t be surprised if after you’ve put away several other dishes, and you swear that there’s no room at the Stomach Inn, your hand continues to reach for these fiery little suckers.

I’ve yet to experience the roasted crab hand roll ($5), the grilled mackerel ($8), and the skirt steak skewer ($5), but I’m taking steps to correct this sorry situation. Stay tuned, and remember, anytime is snack time.

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Happy Hour

Happy Hour: Bent Brick

Bent Brick does haute for less

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A perfect mating between old-world gentleman’s club charm and the ever-popular industrial aesthetic, wrapped in stone and ivy and moved to the Pacific Northwest, the Bent Brick is as seamlessly fashionable at Happy Hour (5-6:30 PM daily) as it is the rest of the day.

Cocktails during this twilit time are only $5, and though the selection is small, the choices are inspired: a simple G&T gussied up with house-made tonic; an Old Fashioned exuding house bourbon and a thick orange twist; a Moscow Mule made with vodka and lime and a kick of never-fresher ginger. Drinks come in buzz-friendly tumblers, hugging one giant ice cub apiece and smacking of simpler times. House red or white wine is also available for $4, and Astoria-born Fort George 1811 lager pounders for $3.

The snack selection (all $3) is equally small but tasty. Arranged on the classic jumble of rocks, mussels are served cold on the half shell with smoky aioli and a dab of spicy mignonette on top. Country ham rillettes marry with green tomato mustard and thin, oily (but not too oily!) slices of crunchy toast. A pickle plate awaits those with tangy proclivities and adventurous palates: among the offerings are beets, jicama and shrimp. And don’t be fooled by the crispy pork snacks, buffalo style…these aren’t your childhood pork rind, but something much nicer indeed.

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While decadent, be prepared that none of the happy hour food is very filling, and eating anything more substantial will cost you. Small plates (such as clam chowder with sunchokes and seaweed ($10) or sweetbreads with cabbage, horseradish and bacon ($13)) are lovely but, as the name implies, not large; main dishes range from $19-22 and are limited. Other offerings include desserts for $8, candies for $2.50, and an extended cocktail list.

Still, the Bent Brick’s appeal lies not in large servings but in the care taken to prepare each dish, the hyper-local ethic and the dimly lit grace of its insides. A beautiful and well-stocked bar combine with an open kitchen and spacious layout to create the ideal watering hole, especially if you’re wearing nice duds and are on your way to somewhere fancy. Even if you aren’t, though, Happy Hour makes an otherwise spendy stop more than worthwhile.

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Art Appreciation

Rothko: On the Rocks

Famed Portland artist gets multiple tributes—and a cocktail.

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Highly influential abstract artist Mark Rothko (1903-1970) grew up in Portland and attended Lincoln High School before following his star to New York, where he eventually found like-minded artists and flourished. For more on the subject, please read Randy Gragg’s excellent arts essay featured in the magazine this month.

You may have noticed the name Rothko bandied around Portland’s cultural campfires of late, and with good reason. There’s a Rothko retrospective at Portland Art Museum running through May; Portland Center Stage’s latest production is Red, a two-man play starring noted Shakespearian actor (and Golden Globe nominated TV star) Daniel Benzali, that brings Rothko’s uncompromising views on art and commerce, to life. And next month, Third Angle Ensemble will present Rothko’s Chapel, an evening of music written by Rothko’s friend and contemporary Morton Feldman. But that’s not all…

During the run of PAM’s exhibition, Hotel Lucia will also roll out the Red carpet, offering discounted tickets to see Red, as well as a Rothko in Retrospect overnight package that includes tickets to the Rothko retrospective, a $20 gift certificate to the museum’s gift shop, and, if guests want to whet their whistles, a Rothko-inspired cocktail called Red on the Rocks, a biting and bracing variation on the Old Fashioned, devised by executive chef Andrew Biggs—the recipe for which is below.

Layer 3/4 oz. of Cherry Heering (cherry liqueur) in a rocks glass
Soak 1 cube of sugar in bitters
Muddle sugar, 3 Cara Cara Orange slices and add 1 1/2 oz. Bulleit Bourbon, and 1/2 oz. of Dolin Blanc (vermouth) and ice in mixing tin
Pour into glass
Float 3/4 oz. of Campari
Garnish with one Amarena Cherry

“I really wanted the colors to blend and transform, in tribute to Rothko’s artistic vision,” Biggs explains. It’s a lovely drink (available to everyone for $12 throughout the Rothko run), especially if you give the bourbon and Campari—two very strong and distinctive flavors—a chance to mingle. And after a couple drinks you can mingle with your fellow cultural traveler at one of the aforementioned events during this citywide soiree. Cheers, Mr. Rothko.

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Current Events

Beer O’Clock for Brainiacs

Thinking+Drinking=Good Times

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Some people drink so they don’t have to think; some think because they cannot drink. But if you’re like most of us, you sit comfortably in the happy medium where the two coexist. At least, that’s what Oregon Humanities is counting on with their fourth annual installment of Think&Drink, a lecture series that wraps cogitation in a fluffy beer ‘n burger shell, cooked to perfection. It’s like the most socially evolved happy hour ever, except instead of feeding your face for cheap you can feed your mind for free.

“So much information we get is in the form of a lecture,” said Jennifer Allen, director of programs for Oregon Humanities, which is why their programs feature not one speaker but two, populous pubs instead of dry lecture halls, and ambitious, fascinating topics, like This Year’s Hardcore Future Emphasis: Food, Robotic Warfare, Biological Enhancement, and Artificial Intelligence. “A lot of philosophers anticipate that much of what seems so futuristic is actually quite imminent,” Allen added.

First up on March 14 is Portland State’s Robert Liebman, professor of sociology and urban studies, to dish with UC Irvine’s David S. Meyer, professor of sociology, political science, and planning, about social changes on the horizon in our country. With the marketplace barely recovered from its hardest stumble in decades, political powers churning, and globalization restructuring America’s economy and hegemony, the study of social change is more relevant now than ever, Liebman says. “Think and Drink opens conversations on important issues of the day and gives traction on questions that speak to the future of Oregon and America,” he explains. He welcomes both thinkers and drinkers—and especially both—to this year’s kickoff event.

The Mission Theater, whose spaciously seated, ambience-flooded venue is complemented by its full line of pub grub and handcrafted pick-me-ups, is bedecked with that special McMenamins bonhomie that makes people want to gather and gab. It even has a genuine pulpit! So come listen, talk, share, think … and if you can do all that while having a beer—well, then. Hard to imagine there’s more to life than that.

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Mixology 101

Love on the Rocks

Portland mixologists reveal swoon-worthy romantic concoctions

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The Bleeding Heart Cocktail, mixed to perfection by Marcus at the Gold Dust Meridian

Yes, you can make a feeble attempt at creating romantic atmosphere with cut-out Cupids and Mylar balloons, but a properly mixed drink is absolutely essential for lowering inhibitions and casting aside discretion. Why, Valentine-themed cocktails even double as tear catchers, and are just as effective when guzzled with friends or alone with your pet! Whether you’re toasting to independence, codependence, or true romance, every sip of these lovely libations d’amour will leave your taste buds luxuriating in ecstasy!

The Secret Society

Mixologist Matt Johnson presents “the perfect lover in a glass” that’s plentiful with libido loosening bubbles. The Origin of Love is subtly sweet and earthy, with a surprising tarty side. Some say it all started with an apple and snake, but thanks to Hedwig we all know better about the Origin of Love.

The Origin of Love

1 oz St. Germaine elderflower liqueur
¼ oz grenadine
champagne
lime twist

Pour St. Germaine into a champagne flute, and top with champagne. Add grenadine slowly and carefully into the center of the glass. The grenadine will sink, creating a hidden nipple at the bottom of the glass. Top with lime twist.

The Gold Dust Meridian

“The Bleeding Heart cocktail is the perfect elixir and is guaranteed to impress that special friend,” swear the folks at the Gold Dust Meridian. “The blood orange vodka and hibiscus nectar complement one another just like your partner only can.” And just so you know, that gorgeous wild hibiscus flower waiting at the bottom of your glass is more than a garnish—it’s edible! Perfect for you and your honey and better than the teddy gram you were thinking about getting!

Bleeding Heart Cocktail

Muddled Ice and Limes
1½ oz Indio Blood Orange Vodka
¼ oz Luxardo Cherry Liquor
2 dashes Hibiscus Nectar
1 wild hibiscus flower

Start with a pint glass filled with ice and limes. Muddle and add the Blood Orange Vodka and Luxardo Cherry Liquor. Shake, shake, shake! Strain in chilled martini glass. Drop edible hibiscus flower into bottom of glass and drizzle hibiscus nectar. Serve straight up in chilled martini glass

Guilt Club

Gilt mixologist Jenna Wazny loves this drink for its originality. The recipe calls for verjus, pressed juice from unripened wine grapes. It’s nonalcoholic but it has a sweet, vinegar taste sensation. This drink is savory, floral and well balanced.

La Vie En Rose

¾ oz Our house made beet vodka
¾ oz Lillet
½ oz Fresh squeezed lemon juice
½ oz Verjus

Shake and strain, garnish with a rose petal. All ingredients are shaken together and served up in an antique martini glass with a rose petal garnish.

Tea Zone and Camellia Lounge

A Camilla Tea Lounge bartender tells it like it is: “I don’t think there’s a woman alive who would say no to this drink. It’s fruity and floral without being overpowering.  It will get you in the mood for love.”

Be My #1 Fun

1 oz white plum berry tea
1 oz black currant vodka tea
Hibiscus
Simple syrup
Fresh muddled lemon

Shaken with ice, served up!

Looking for something a little less … pink? Try the Handsome Ransom, a cocktail recipe that came from Vino Paradiso (now Coppia), featured in Best Bars 2010.

Handsome Ransom

1 ½ oz Ransom Old Tom gin
½ oz Luli vino chinato (aromatized wine)
¼ oz Dolin sweet vermouth

Combine ingredients in a mixing glass, shake well, and serve on the rocks in a tumbler. Garnish with an orange twist.

Red Red Wine

Nothing says classic romance more perfectly than sharing a bottle of red wine. Serious winos should consider a romanic vineyard getaway! After all, Oregon has a lot to offer, even if you’re on a budget! Whether you’re a seasoned oenophile or a curious newbie, there is a bottle out there that’s perfect for you and your lover. Or just for you. What’s one more glass? It’s good for your heart…

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Mark Your Calendar

Upright Brewing’s Oyster Stout Release

Popular brew gets a truffle upgrade

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Not that Oregonians—and Portlanders in particular—really need incentive to head to the nearest pub and down tasty beers in good company, but if you do, then consider this your cattle prod. To celebrate the release of its 2012 Oyster Stout, Upright Brewing is sending a special, won’t-last-long, truffle-packed firkin over to Grain & Gristle, for your sampling pleasure.

For those of us not conversant in old English units of volume, a firkin holds the equivalent of 72 pints … minus the space occupied by half a pound of Oregon black truffles, of course. That should make for plenty of thick, black, frothy-headed pours, with chocolate notes, roasted malt flavors, and a briny finish. The latter comes courtesy of the Hama Hama oysters used in the brewing process by Upright’s head brewer Alex Ganum (also a Grain & Gristle founder) in partnership with Jason McAdam of Burnside Brewing.

Festivities are planned between noon and 11:30 PM on Thursday, though last year’s epic tapping party lasted into the wee small hours and on through the next day. Bottles go on sale in the Upright tasting room on Friday and should make shop appearances around the same time.

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Happy Hour

Happy Hour of the Week

Seres has a massive menu and dynamite drinks.

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No one can accuse the Pearl of lacking in glossy establishments; the dashing, delicious, and daring stack up like so many namesakes on a strand. But Seres (1105 NW Lovejoy St.), a clean, modern fusion of Szechuan and regional Chinese with a sustainable bent, glimmers among its brethren like a rosy, soy-scented candle.

Low-slung tables, simple wood paneling, a kindled pinkish glow, and an ephemeral trickle of steam lend proceedings a faint aura of a Finnish bath. For those of us who have always burned with secret desire to eat using chopsticks inside a soaringly spacious sauna—well, wish granted. If this is not on your particular bucket list, never fear; the Seres experience fits a wide definition of pleasant, with comfortable chairs, sweeping windows, and tiny, mossy centerpieces that defy categorization and provide minutes of speculative entertainment.

Should you choose to order off the extensive cocktail list, those minutes could quickly become an evening. Happy Hour is 3-7 daily except on Tuesdays, when cheap pours last from 3-10. That may seem like a long time to linger, but with drinks like the Red Lotus (pomegranate vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice, pomegranate juice, and lime) and the Sweet and Sour Drop (Absolut pear, triple sec, and lemon juice) ringing in at just $6.50 (not to mention beer and wine for $3 and $5, respectively) there’s a lot to do and less time to do it in. And don’t forget shochu, a Korean-born liquor made with sweet potato, barley, rice, corn or buckwheat, that’s a refreshing and light addition to the cocktail-maker’s repertoire.

Even though it can stand proud of its cocktails, Seres is not the kind of restaurant that needs to liquor-up its diners so they will forgive the food. To the contrary, mouth-watering calamari, lightly fried and tossed with vegetables ($5), crunchy spring rolls ($3), and traditional hot & sour soup ($2) light up the Happy Hour menu, which contains almost two dozen choices, over half $5 or less, and six of them gluten-free.

While Buddha’s Delight (lightly sautéed mushrooms and vegetables, redolent with soy sauce and aromatics, unassuming and utterly delectable for $7) and prawns with snow peas ($6) might accrue gluten-free expectations without pause, it is more impressive in the case of crispy deep-fried chicken and Kung Pao chicken, both delicious and friendly to the gluten-conscious for $6 a generous plate. Not enough? Request a gluten-free menu and sift through dozens of dishes of the meat, seafood, noodle and veggie persuasion. And gluten-free or not, feel free to turn your Happy Hour into a Happy Night: Seres’ main menu features a dizzying array of choices in every category, sure to keep even the most consummate customer busy for as long as they wish.

And for those of us who like a weeknight cause, Seres’ social and environmental conscience shines through its surface-level goal to provide great food and drinks for a price that won’t break the bank. Writ large on its “*sustainability page*”:http://seresrestaurant.com/about-2/, Seres’ efforts combine a more prosaic composting/recycling model with inspired twists: a reusable container incentive program, biodiesel donations, and anal-retentive waste maintenance. Not only that, but their food is sourced locally and organically wherever possible. So tuck in Szechuan-style, and while you’re at it, give yourself (and Seres) a pat on the back.

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Mixology 101

Super Bowl Cocktails: The Final Chapter

Even more big-game drinks.

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This is it! The very last installment of Super Bowl cocktails! Our final two bartenders are Michael Shea from the Rum Club, and Metrovino mixologist Jacob Grier. Take it away, Michael Shea!

“So, on the Superbowl, I am a shot and a beer guy,” Shea says. "Last year when my beloved Steelers went down in flames, I went through a good portion of a bottle of tequila by myself.

“With that in mind, I think that the Super Bowl is a time for a low maintenance cocktail I suggest an Old Fashioned, Manhattan (on a giant rock), or Vieux Carre. The one special trick to making this a good Super Bowl drink is having some big manly tumblers and giant chunks of ice. Buy a block of ice and cut it down, get some old-school metal trays or buy some new-fangled Tovolo silicone trays. You want a giant cube of ice that melts slowly in a big-ass double old-fashioned glass.

“My next recommendation is double the recipe for your drink (this is where that giant chunk of ice is key). You don’t want to be getting up from your barcalounger too often to freshen your drink. Yes it’s gluttonous, but do you really want to pull yourself away from the half-time trainwreck? The other option is to pre-batch a pitcher of cocktails and keep it in the fridge to occasionally replenish.

Rum Club Old Fashioned (Double recipe for home without special bitters)

Two Sugar cubes
Big Peel of Orange
4 dash Angostura bitter
4 dash Orange bitter

Lightly Muddle all of the ingredients together in your big-ass glass. The sugar should dissolve.
Add a giant chunk of ice.

3 oz. good aged rum (we use Bacardi 8 here)
1 oz. Smith and Cross Navy strength

Stir until the sugar is incorporated, sit down, watch kick-off.

Vieux Carré (Double Recipe)

1 1/2 oz. Rye Whiskey
1 1/2 oz. Cognac
1 1/2 oz. Sweet Vermouth
2 barspoons Benedictine
2 dash angostura
2 dash peychaud

Stir over ice and strain into a double old fashioned, Big Fat Cube.

And now, last but certainly not least, Jacob Grier.

“The owner of Metrovino, Todd Steele, is a big 49ers fan, so he’s a bit bitter about this year’s Super Bowl,” Grier explains. "In recognition of that, this is a cocktail made with San Francisco’s favorite bitter liqueur, Fernet Branca. We call it the Bitter End.

Bitter End

1 oz Fernet Branca
1 oz B. G. Reynolds’ orgeat
1 oz lime juice

When the wrong team scores, shake this with ice and strain into a rocks glass.

Thanks a million to all our rock star bartenders for dropping a knowledge olive in our martini!

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Mixology 101

Son of Super Bowl Cocktails

Serious drinks from B & F’s Brandon Wise

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Brandon Wise shakes up another winner.

As promised, we’re back with more scintillating cocktail ideas that should make your Super Bowl Party the social event of the season. Beaker & Flask barman Brandon Wise responded to my request for recipes by sending me a nifty half-dozen. Six points! Please note: these drinks require some fairly fancy pants ingredients, so a trip to a high-end liquor store is likely in your immediate future. Hey, do you want the party to be a hit, or a bust?

Wounded Duck

“Smoky, savory, and all kinds of amazing. Sort of an old-fashioned meets a manhattan cocktail with a little culinary flair, this is what Don Draper would drink after a successful hunting trip,” opines Wise. “Trust me, there is no better pairing with beef jerky known to man.”

2 oz duck fat-washed rye whiskey
½ oz hickory infused punt e mes Italian vermouth
barspoon maple syrup
2 dashes angostura bitters
1 dash orange bitters

Build ingredients in mixing glass, add ice and stir short for about 5 seconds. Strain into bucket glass over large ice cube(s). Garnish with a cherry and/or orange zest if you’re feeling fancy.

Fat-washed rye: Start with ¾ of a bottle of Old Overholt rye and fill the rest of the bottle with rendered duck fat while still hot. Cap and place in freezer for 4-6 hours. Remove from freezer and strain at least twice through cheese cloth until all solid fat has been removed. Voila, savory rye whiskey!

Hickory Vermouth: drop a handful of applewood & hickory chips (I make sure to rinse them well with boiling water first) into a bottle of vermouth or put both in new sealed container. Cap and keep in refrigerator overnight (or until it takes on the desired hickory flavor/aroma). Strain twice through cheese cloth and place in fresh bottle.

Zanhorita

“Jack LaLanne must’ve been onto something when he preached the gospel of fresh juices on his info-mercials. He did live to be 170 after all,” Wise says. “This margarita variation takes freshly juiced carrot and tequila and finds a magical harmony that is as delicious as it is dynamic. You know you have one of his juicers in your kitchen cabinet, now you finally have a use for it!”

1.5 oz Reposado Tequila
¾ oz Cointreau
¾ oz lime juice
¾ oz cilantro simple syrup
1 fresh carrot (juiced)

Juice carrot Jack LaLanne style, and build all liquid ingredients in a mixing tin. Add ice, shake, and strain into a well iced, salt-rimmed bucket glass. Garnish with pinch of cumin over the top of the cocktail.

Bone Luge

“A distinctly Portland phenomenon that is catching fire all over the nation and, along with Laurelhurst Market, Beaker and Flask was amongst the first to entertain this ridiculous drinking trend,” Wise explains. “Bone marrow being a delicacy all its own, once the marrow has been devoured from the bone you can use it like a liquor luge. It’s easy: just pour a shot of whiskey down the channel of the bone straight into your face. Hooray for booze, and hooray for meat! Check out boneluge.com to see what it’s all about.”

B. Wise Red Beer

“Let’s face it: drinking cheap beer gets old fast,” Wise says. “Why not spice it up a little at halftime with this zesty Red Beer recipe? Sure, you can buy some pre-mixed bloody mary mix at the store OR you could try making your own with a bit more zing to it. Here’s a simple recipe.”

1 Can of Cheap beer (PBR or Miller High Life work great)
4 oz bloody mary mix (see recipe below)
Pour into Salt & pepper rimmed pint glass & enjoy

Bloody Mary Base

3 LARGE (46oz) Tomato juice cans
16 oz lemon juice
16 tbl horseradish (microplaned)
4 tsp salt
4 tsp ground pepper
4 tsp celery salt
4 oz sherry vinegar
8 oz worstershire
16 dashes cayenne pepper
8 tsp Tabasco

Grounded for Life

“What pairs better with nachos and 7-layer bean dip than a cocktail that’s a little spicy, a little savory, and a lot refreshing?” Wise gushes. “Not only delicious but also healthful, this cocktail takes the idea of bloody marys and day drinking to a whole new level of awesome.”

1.5 oz Mazima pepper vodka
¾ oz lime juice
¾ oz celery juice
½ oz triple sec
½ oz simple syrup
Dash of Fee’s celery bitters
Salt rim

Shake and strain into salted coupe or margarita glass.

Jimmy Scaffa

“Scaffa (I believe) translates roughly to ‘Cabinet’ in English, referring to reaching into your cupboards and using whatever ingredients you have laying around the house,” Wise notes. “The brilliance of a scaffa is that it’s a style of drink that is typically built in a glass without being shaken, strained, or adulterated. Here’s a quick fix that appeals to wine drinkers and cocktail fans alike and will go great with that shrimp cocktail you’ve carefully set out for your guests.”

4 parts Banks 5 Island Rum
4 parts Barolo Chinato (I like G.D. Vajra)
2 parts Battavia Arrack
1 part Maraschino liqueur
Dash orange bitters

Build ingredients in wine glass or whatever you have at the house, no mixing/shaking/stirring required. Most good liquor stores (like Pearl Specialty in NW PDX) have all of these ingredients and they’re a lot of fun to mix with at home.

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