The Pearl’s diviest dive bar (which is somewhat like saying “the most metal folk band”) caters to the working people of the Pearl and serves some of the greasiest food around. Their $5.50 meal deal is everything low-end multi-course dining should be, with a choice of brat or chilidog, fries or tots, a bottle of High Life, and an ice cream sandwich. And you must avail yourself of pups and tots! The happy hour is pretty minimal, just a dollar off drinks from 5 to 7 PM every day.