Siesta Fiesta

Now here’s a local business that I intend to patronize like crazy. Unless someone can tell me what really goes on at Portland Nap in the next few hours, I’ll be heading over there after lunch with my blanket, a good book, my Ghostbusters jammies (with the built-in feet—they rule!) and Mr Sleepy Bear. And I’m turning my ringer off.

To recap, I will not be available between 2 and 3 this afternoon. Sweet dreams, drinking buddies!

...and I hope my Google search is an error, because your idea for that business is far better than what I found. In fact, it may just be some hot piece of gold that somebody ought to jump on and make a mint. However, this is what I found: "Portland Nap Inc. Network Area Provider Software or hardware engineering, Computer programmers, Management information systems MIS, System administrators, Information retrieval systems, Data services, Internet services, Software maintenance and support, Computer services"
Posted by Delirious for Do JUMP! almost 3 years Ago
I'm going over there anyway. As far as I'm concerned it's a blatant case of false advertising.
Posted by JC almost 3 years Ago
Then it could be like a love-in from the 60s, except sleeping instead of loving...Awesome idea!!
Posted by Delirious for Do JUMP! almost 3 years Ago
"System administrators, Information retrieval systems, Data services, Internet services, Software maintenance and support, Computer services..." I dunno, it sounds pretty sleep-inducing to me.
Posted by Eric almost 3 years Ago
What cause could we take on, to stage a nap in?
Posted by SP almost 3 years Ago
Portlanders Against Systemic Sleep Essentials Deprivation On Uninteresting Tuesdays, a.k.a. PASSED OUT
Posted by x almost 3 years Ago
@X: You're a friggin' genius. Take $10 out of petty cash.
Posted by JC almost 3 years Ago
Who you gonna call?
Posted by littlebird almost 3 years Ago

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Siesta Fiesta

Now I lay me down to sleep