If I was Camilla Parker-Bowles, I would definitely stash a granola bar or two up in that brim. Weddings can go on a looong time.

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The British do several things better than I can. These include (but are not limited to): making tea, playing soccer, waving, saying "holiday," and wearing big ol’ crazy hats. Since I stayed up through the night to watch the actual Royal Wedding live (uh, it’s job related?), I had thought my sleep deprivation was instigating my hat giggling. Nope, turns out they really are that entertaining after a solid night of slumber too. Let’s head to the slide show for a full breakdown.