Prepare your best Joan Rivers impersonation and find yourself something with sequins, because Portland Monthly is hosting our first red carpet viewing party for the Golden Globes—a.k.a. the best Hollywood awards show of the year—and you won’t want to miss it.

Head to Rontoms on Sunday, January 12, promptly at 3 pm, for red carpet commentary with style editor Eden Dawn and her team of snarky (and informed) judges: fashion columnist Marjorie Skinner, Bryce Black of Project Runway infamy, and seasoned special-occasion and high-end designer Elizabeth Dye

Kick back on Rontom’s cozy couches in front of a massive projector screen, drink special $5 mimosas like Hollywood royalty, and soak in the judges' commentary on good and bad (but mostly bad) fashion decisions throughout the pre-show and full viewing of the 71st Annual Golden Globes.  Expect commercial-break shenangians, random prizes for attendees, and the most fun a Sunday afternoon could bring.

What: Eat, Drink, and Be Judgy: A viewing party of Hollywood's most outrageous awards show
Where: Rontoms, 600 E Burnside Street
When: Sunday January 12, 3pm Red Carpet Banter, 5pm Awards Viewing
How Much: FREE, 21+

Complete List of Nominees

Best motion picture, drama

12 Years a Slave • Captain Phillips • Gravity • Philomena • Rush

Best motion picture, musical or comedy

American Hustle • Her • Inside Llewyn Davis • Nebraska • The Wolf of Wall Street

Best Actress in a motion picture, drama

Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine • Sandra Bullock, Gravity • Judi Dench, Philomena
Emma Thompson, Saving Mr. Banks • Kate Winslet, Labor Day

Best Actor in a motion picture, drama

Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave • Idris Elba, Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom
Tom Hanks, Captain Phillips • Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club
Robert Redford, All Is Lost

Best Actress in a motion picture, musical or comedy

Amy Adams, American Hustle • Julie Delpy, Before Midnight • Greta Gerwig, Frances Ha
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Enough Said • Meryl Streep, August: Osage County

Best Actor in a motion picture, musical or comedy

Christian Bale, American Hustle • Bruce Dern, Nebraska • Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf Of Wall Street • Oscar Isaac, Inside Llewyn Davis • Joaquin Phoenix, Her

Best supporting Actress in a motion picture

Sally Hawkins, Blue Jasmine • Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle • Lupita Nyong'o, 12 Years a Slave • Julia Roberts, August: Osage County • June Squibb, Nebraska

Best supporting Actor in a motion picture

Barkhad Abdi, Captain Phillips • Daniel Brühl, Rush • Bradley Cooper, American Hustle
Michael Fassbender, 12 Years a Slave • Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club

Best Director – motion picture

Alfonso Cuarón, Gravity • Paul Greengrass, Captain Phillips • Steve McQueen, 12 Years a Slave • Alexander Payne, Nebraska • David O. Russell, American Hustle

Best Screenplay – motion picture

Spike Jonze, Her • Bob Nelson, Nebraska • Jeff Pope and Steve Coogan, Philomena
John Ridley, 12 Years a Slave • Eric Warren Singer and David O. Russell, American Hustle

Best Foreign Language Film

Blue is the Warmest Color • The Great Beauty • The Hunt • The Past • The Wind Rises

Best Animated Feature film

The Croods • Despicable Me 2 • Frozen

Best Original Song – Motion Picture

"Atlas," The Hunger Games: Catching Fire • "Let It Go," Frozen • "Ordinary Love," Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom • "Please Mr. Kennedy," Inside Llewyn Davis • "Sweeter Than Fiction," One Chance

Best Original Score – Motion Picture

Alex Ebert, All is Lost • Alex Heffes, Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom • Steven Price, Gravity • John Williams, The Book Thief • Hans Zimmer, 12 Years a Slave

Best TV series, drama

Breaking Bad • Downton Abbey • The Goodwife • House of Cards • Masters of Sex

Best TV Series, Comedy

The Big Bang Theory • Brooklyn Nine-Nine • Girls • Modern Family • Parks and Recreation

Best TV movie or mini-series

American Horror Story: Coven • Behind the Candelabra • Dancing on the Edge • Top of the Lake • The White Queen

Best Actress in a TV series, drama

Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife • Tatiana Maslany, Orphan Black • Taylor Schilling, Orange is the New Black • Kerry Washington, Scandal • Robin Wright, House of Cards

Best Actor in a TV series, drama

Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad • Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan • Michael Sheen, Masters of Sex • Kevin Spacey, House of Cards • James Spader, The Blacklist

Best Actress in a TV Series, Comedy

Zooey Deschanel, New Girl • Lena Dunham, Girls • Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie • Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep • Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation

Best Actor, TV Series Comedy

Jason Bateman, Arrested Development • Don Cheadle, House of Lies • Michael J. Fox, The Michael J. Fox Show • Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory • Andy Samberg, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Best Actress in a mini-series or TV movie

Helena Bonham Carter, Burton and Taylor • Rebecca Ferguson, White Queen • Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Coven • Helen Mirren, Phil Spector • Elisabeth Moss, Top of the Lake

Best Actor in a mini-series or TV movie

Matt Damon, Behind the Candelabra • Michael Douglas, Behind the Candelabra • Chiwetel Ejiofor, Dancing on the Edge • Idris Elba, Luther • Al Pacino, Phil Spector

Best Supporting Actress in a series, mini-series, or TV movie

Jacqueline Bisset, Dancing on the Edge • Janet McTeer, White Queen • Hayden Panettiere, Nashville • Monica Potter, Parenthood • Sofia Vergara, Modern Family

Best Supporting Actor in a series, mini-series or TV movie

Josh Charles, The Good Wife • Rob Lowe, Behind the Candelabra • Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad • Corey Stoll, House of Cards • Jon Voight, Ray Donovan

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