A yearling steer made a mad dash for freedom last week—but to no avail. After escaping from a trailer of cattle and halting traffic on I-84 near Troutdale, the unidentified hoofer was corralled by a posse of police, aided by a passing cowpoke who thoughtfully offered his services. The wayward beast was returned to his ranch unharmed, and eager to shoot the bull about his adventures on the open road with his bovine buddies. Oh, Clover, where did we go wrong?