If you haven’t heard already, Pavement (the band featuring adopted local Stephen Malkmus that was so good that nobody really cared until they broke up, at which point we all realized they were, like, the best band evah…much like the Pixies) have announced their first local reunion show: Sasquatch! You’ll have to wait until late May and put up with vomiting drunk-tards, body odor, and overflowing port-o-johns…but hey, it’ll totally be worth it when they play "Neil Haggerty Meets Jon Spencer in a Non-Alcoholic Bar." Am I right?