Before you get your hopes up too much, we, sadly, did not get the Anna Del Russo collection for H&M this week. But before you start hitting up your friends in Chicago and New York to score you some (or hit eBay), you must watch the video of the 50-year-old fashionista in a latex dress sprawling on a giant gold shoe (she designed) giving style rules for life. It’s absolutely as weird and wonderful as it sounds.

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