Word on the Street
A Portland Glossary
Memory Chip noun
Proposed cybernetic technology that would help University of Oregon football coach Chip Kelly remember key details of his interactions with recruiting “street agent” Willie Lyles.
“I can’t believe Coach Kelly told the Oregonian he didn’t know ‘Willie’ Lyles from ‘Will’ Lyles. I sure hope he gets that memory Chip implanted before the Ducks play LSU.” Related invention: moral compass